What really happened....

This is the recount of what really happened during the week end trip in Italy, the following content, though not pornographic (well, maybe...) is not recommended for the weak of heart and the short of breath.

If you are a child under the age of 18, lock the door to your bedroom, as you won't want to be disturbed by your parents while reading this....If you are a parent of a child of under 18, he/she's probably reading this right now, so you might as well also, to make sure they're not reading any illegal crap, the sort of that there is too much on the internet these days, and by god, if it was up to me we'd make sure all these sick people go to jail, kind of stuff.....

First a little disclaimer:

This work is not a work of fiction, it is not my fault if you, or anybody you know, might have been there when the recounted events happened, tough luck for being at the right place at the right time. If you weren't there and would have liked to be there, well, not my problem, so don't sue me, just spend some time on vacation for a change...

Now, what really happened.......

As it turned out, i couldn't really mention the real events on the main page, too risky to get sued and all that crap...

So we drove off from Vienna, the day was kind of gray and snow was in the air, a good sign. We had to go and pick up someone downtown from work and then drive right off. As we went to do the pick up, i was taught a valuable lesson by a friendly male citizen of Vienna: "How to pick up Viennese women". Anybody interested???

OK, here it is, and if you don't beleive me, well, too bad, i saw it happen with my own eyes. (and I have witnesses, Britta and Birgit)
First, go and drive in downtown Vienna, the main shopping street will do perfectly as the chance of coming upon a nice lady are quite high, therefore ensuing better chances of success. As you are driving in the traffic, look about you, staring at all the nice looking girls walking on the sidewalk, making sure you hold their eye if they look back. Now, any driving instructor will tell you that this is dangerous behavior and that before you know it, you will be causing an accident. Well, surprise, that is excactly what you want to do, hit the car in front of you while looking at one of the ladies, making sure she notices you crash into the front car. Of course a not big accident with no real damage will do, otherwise it would be too expensive to pick up...and you would get your driver's licence removed, and would not be able to pick up anymore....

Now, you've just hit the car in front of you, so you get out to talk to the conductor of the other vehicle to assess the (hopefully) lack of damage and explain to the other driver that you were busy looking at a lady while not paying attention to what was going on on the road. At this point, pointing to the lady you were looking at will help a lot, as she will surely have stopped to see what has happened. The pointing factor is the key moment in the picking up situation, it has to be accusative, but not mean, just explanatory that you were obviously admiring the beauty and there is no way in the world that you would take your eyes off her.

The subject of your attention will feel a little guilty, and come over trying to sort things out and then then trick is done, seeing that there is no danage done, she will not take you for a stupid driver, but a safe man, that just happened to be distracted by a woman of exceptional beauty, and will accept the ride home that you offer her. You don't beleive me, but i have seen it happen, with my real eyes...I was the car in front that got hit...no damage of course, as the other driver seemed to be a professional at this sort of exercise. Now, i already hear the women asking me if it works the same way with trying to pick up men in Vienna, sincerely, i don't know, i never tried and am not planning to. But in the off chance that you decide to come over and try, i do have a tendency to walk around that street quite a lot.............

Now, to what really happened.......

to be continued.......